i accidentally the apocalypse

ursorum:

Here is really the only thing I’ve retained after my 3 years of Latin. 

I made this list a year or so ago. Some I got from websites, and some I made up myself. (I had to remove most of the stuff I had b/c it was just too long!) So if im wrong, please feel free to make corrections or add your own!! 

• “faex” - shit
• “cane” - bitch (this is actually referring to a dog, however, and not the female derogatory)
• “deodamnatus” - dammit 
• “cunne” - cunt
• “filius canis” - son of a bitch (literally ‘son of a dog’)
• “fututus et mori in igni” - fuck off and die in a fire 
• “futuere” - get fucked 
• “futue te ipsi” - fuck you 
• “irrumabo” - dick 
• “trude id sursum tui cunni, faexnigre” -  shove it up your cunt, shitnigger.
• “ede faecam” - eat shit 
• “suge meum penem, cunne” - suck my dick, cunt 
• “morde meum globes” - bite my balls (???) 
• “Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo” - i’ll fuck you up the ass and make you blow me (OR ’ I will sodomize you and face-fuck you’. this is from a poem called Catullus 16, the filthiest latin poems you can find)
• “Te futueo et caballum tuum” - Screw you and the horse you rode in on
• “Irrumator” - Bastard 
• “Leno” - Pimp
• “Flocci non faccio” - I don’t give a damn
• “Mihi irruma et te pedicabo” - Give me head and I’ll ass fuck you
• “Mentula” - Penis
• “Meretrix” - Prostitute
• “Bovis stercus” - Bull shit
• “Es stultior asino” - You are dumber than an ass
• “Es scortum obscenus vilis” - You are a vile, perverted whore
• “Es mundus excrementi” - You are a pile of shit
• “Bibe semen meum” - Swallow my cum (???)
• “Bibe semen meum e baculo” - Swallow my cum from a cup (???)
• “Globos meos lambe!” - Lick my balls
• “Es stercus!”  You shit!
• “Moecha Putida” - Dirty slut
• “Podex perfectus es” - You’re a complete asshole
• “Futue te ipsum!” - Go fuck yourself!
• “Stercorem pro cerebro habes” - You have shit for brains
• “Caput tuum in ano est” - You have your head up your ass
• “Perite” - Fuck off!
• “Impudens es leno” - You shameless pimp
• “Vacca stulta” - You stupid cow
• “Vescere bracis meis” - Eat my shorts
• “Tu scronium es” - You are a whore
• “Caput stercoris” - shithead (lit. head of shit)
• “Mentulam Caco” - I shit on your prick
• “Obesus porcus” - Fat pig
• “Cupio te meam mentulam sugare” - I want you to suck my dick
• “Matris futuor” - Mother fucker
• “Te odeo, interfice te cochleare” - I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
• “Matris Prolapsus” - Bitch (??)
• “Stercus accidit” - Shit happens
• “Potes meos suaviari clunes” - You can kiss my ass.
• “Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?” - When did the assholes make you their king?
• “Lupa” - Slut
• “Cacator” - Shitter
• “Plenus stercoris es” You are full of shit
• “Derideo te!” - I laugh at you!
• “Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?” - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
• “Fabriacate diem, punk” - Make my day, punk
• “Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit” - It isn’t over until it’s over
• “Morologus es!” - You’re talking like a moron!
• “Puto vos esse molestissimos” - I think that you are very annoying
• “Qualem blennum!” - What a doofus!
• “Qualem muleirculam!” - What a bimbo!
• “Quisque comoedus est” - Everybody’s a comedian
• “Radix lecti” - Couch potato
• “Raptus regaliter” - Royally screwed
• “Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!” - Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
• “Stultus est sicut stultus facit” - Stupid is as stupid does
• “Tace atque abi” - Shut up and go away
• “Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant “ - May barbarians invade your personal space
• “Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant” - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
• “Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant” - May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
• “Vacca foeda” - Dirty cow
• “Vae!” - Damn!
• “Viri sunt Viri” - Men are slime
• “Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! ” - Gross and putrid monster!
• “Faciem durum cacantis habes” - You have the face of a man with severe constipation
• “Mala pituita nasi” - Nasty nasal drippings!
• “Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare.” - If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
• “Commodum habitus es” - You have just been owned
• “Canis matrem tuam subagiget” - Dog has desecrated your mother
• “Hic erit in lecto fortissimus” - He is Hercules in the sack
• “Asinus Stultissimus” - Dumbass (lit. “Very stupid donkey”)
• “Caput tuum in ano est” - Your head is in your ass
• “Tuam matrem feci” - I did your mother
• “A tergo” - In the ass
• “Scio erit in lecto fortissimus” - I am Hercules in the sack.

Have fun writing fanfiction now. ;-))

Imagine the exorcisms though

(via imoregonian)